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Author: Greg

Another Ryder Cup Disappointment!

October 2, 2023GregSandy Says

The scariest part of the U.S.’s latest Ryder Cup disappointment wasn’t the golf BY: JAMES COLGAN  OCTOBER 1, 2023 @ Golf.Com      The United States suffered another disappointment at the Ryder Cup. GETTY IMAGES ROME — It was a scary Sunday to be a fan of U.S. golf. Just perhaps not for the reasons you…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Newsletter & Information August 2023-1

August 16, 2023GregNewsletters

  Are you struggling keeping your drink cold on the course?  We have just the answer for you.   It’s our “Stop Sandbaggers” Golf Ball Dimpled Cup.  It comes in two different sizes and most importantly fits in any golf cart. Plus, for a short time only when you buy either size, we will send…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News July 2023-2

July 21, 2023GregNewsletters

  No, those aren’t golf scores!  Those are the numbers related to our newest great golf gifts and novelties just added to our shop.   We haven’t forgotten about our tried-and-true fan favorites including our “Stop Sandbaggers” logoed 12oz SIC (Seriously Ice Cold”) Golf Ball dimpled cup, Sandy Bagger Roll Cup and Ball Markers.  …

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For Hole Indexing One Size Does Not Fit All

July 14, 2023GregSandy Says

https://www.insidegolf.com.au/opinion/for-hole-indexing-one-size-does-not-always-fit-all/For Hole Indexing, One Size Does Not Fit All   For hole indexing, one size does not always fit all By Richard Fellner on June 7, 2021 Over the years, I’ve been campaigning for clubs to take a closer look at their indexing of golf holes. My recent article on this (“It’s time for data-driven decisions in golf”, see…

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Here’s How to Post Your Score while “Away”

July 13, 2023GregSandy Says

HANDICAPPING Escaping the Cold This Winter? Here’s How to Post Your Score While ‘Away’JANUARY 28, 2023 | LIBERTY CORNER, N.J.By Danny Vohden For golfers in 34 states across 41 Allied Golf Associations (AGAs), January and February bring not only cold weather and wet conditions, but an “inactive season” as it pertains to their Handicap Index®. And while…

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Number of Players with Handicaps Index(R) Tops 3 Million

July 12, 2023GregSandy Says

HANDICAPPING Number of Players With a Handicap Index® Tops 3 Million: Stats and Trends From 2022JANUARY 24, 2023 | LIBERTY CORNER, N.J.By Danny Vohden   Florida topped the list of states where the most rounds were posted. (USGA/Robert Beck) Golfers with a Handicap Index®: 3,026,528 The number of golfers in the U.S. with a Handicap Index…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News July 2023-1

July 11, 2023GregNewsletters

Hello Golfers,   Take me with you and your golf buddies, for a twosome, or foursome. In fact, keep me close no matter who you are playing with for the day, or with you on your golf buddies trip this year. The weather is breaking and the last thing you want is too spoil your…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News June 2023-3

June 28, 2023GregNewsletters

New Products for Your Golf Trips New Sandy Bagger Silver Black 6oz. Flask $28.95 + Shipping New Sandi Bagger Engraved Rawhide 6oz. Flask $26.95 + Shipping New Sandi Bagger Pink 6oz. Flask  $26.95 + Shipping New Sandi Bagger White 6oz. Flask $26.95 + Shipping New Sandy Bagger Engraved Silver/Black 6oz. Flask, Engraved Bottle/Wine Opener, Black…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News June 2023-2

June 28, 2023GregNewsletters

 How far golfers at every handicap level hit their drivers, according to data BY: RYAN BARATH  JUNE 27, 2023.  Golf.Com Whether you’re a professional or recreational golfer, having a reliable shot off the tee can help save strokes from your score, and the farther you hit it, the greater your potential is to lower your handicap. That’s…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News June 2023-1

June 15, 2023GregNewsletters

Have you had a chance to check out our new Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, You Tube, Pinterest & Tumblr sites. On our home page enter the icons on the top right of the page and enter our newly developed sites. Facebook Twitter You Tube Instagram Pinterest Tumblr    

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Mulligans USGA Chief Mike Whan?

June 13, 2023GregSandy Says, Uncategorized

Mike Whan is cool with mulligans, and other lessons from playing with the USGA chief BY: JOSH SENS MAY 8, 2023 USGA CEO Mike Whan on the 18th hole at Pebble Beach. JOSH SENS Given his lead role at the game’s rules-making body, you might think the CEO of the United States Golf Association would…

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How to Catch a Sandbagger by E. Michael Johnson

May 11, 2023GregSandy Says

A WIN FOR THE GOOD GUYS How to catch a sandbagger The computer algorithm that has tournament cheats on the run By E Michael Johnson May 09, 2023   Photo By: Illustrations by Max Erwin George Thurner remembers the phone call. The handicap chair of a prominent golf club reached out to him after the same…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information May 2023-3

May 8, 2023GregNewsletters

“Revenge is a Powerful Motivator”

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Sandbagger Anonymous News and Information May 2023-2

May 8, 2023GregNewsletters

A trillion to one to break 80?

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information May 2023-1

May 8, 2023GregNewsletters

Introducing Sandi Bagger Available in Pink & Lime Green Visit our Products for Pricing  

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Sandbagger Anonymous News and Information February 2023-1

February 3, 2023GregNewsletters

  Number of Players With a Handicap Index® Tops 3 Million: Stats and Trends From 2022JANUARY 24, 2023 | LIBERTY CORNER, N.J.By Danny Vohden Florida topped the list of states where the most rounds were posted. (USGA/Robert Beck) Golfers with a Handicap Index®: 3,026,528 The number of golfers in the U.S. with a Handicap Index eclipsed…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information November 2022-2

December 6, 2022GregNewsletters

BLACK FRIDAY DEALS – Good Till Jan 30th Products will reflect discounted prices as of Friday Nov. 25th. Hello fellow golfers, keepers of the Grail, maintainers of the game’s integrity! If a laugh, and a smile are what you want from the golfer you gift this holiday season, then you’ll find what you need at…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information November 2022-1

November 15, 2022GregNewsletters

Meet Sandi Bagger For the better half!

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Best Sandbagger Tournament Prize

November 2, 2022GregSandy Says, Uncategorized

By Dave Wells ” A player’s handicap isn’t as important as his love for the game.” Pete Dye, Golf Course Designer As all golfers know, the term “Sandbagger” is used to describe a golfer who is actually better at golf than a handicap would indicate. The golfer’s abilities are such that a lower handicap might…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News and Information September 2022-1

September 4, 2022GregNewsletters

As the golf season nears and end, this years crop of sandbaggers have revealed themselves. Call them out. Take advantage of our sale. Our Labor Day Sale includes and opportunity to join Sandy’s Army and win a Sandy Bagger Flask.

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News June 2022-1

June 19, 2022GregNewsletters

Sitting here watching the US Open. Just to tell everyone there are posts on Sandy Says on “LIV vs The PGA” with input from @KAGOLFPHOTOG and a reminiscence of my experiences at the Country Club. See or Sandy’s Humor Page for a meme in LIV Golf. Check out Sandy’s Favorite Bar Recipes and Grille Room…

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The Country Club

June 19, 2022GregSandy Says

    Sitting here reminiscing of the round I played at the Country Club so many years ago. I was privileged to be hosted by the club Historian Louis Newell and played with golf buddy, Chris Gagne. We played the Open Course (well not the open tees) The Clyde, the Squirrel by Willie Campbell and…

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LIV Golf Vs. PGA Tour

June 16, 2022GregSandy Says

LIV Tour vs PGA Tour- Does it Have to be? There are many opinions. Many are hypocritical. It’s the Saudis. Didn’t they kill Khashoggi? Didn’t they knock down the Twin Towers? Wait didn’t the help in the Gulf War? Aren’t they homophobic? Wait, Isn’t Jack Nicklaus building golf course in China? Aren’t they our enemy?…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News April 2022-2

April 18, 2022GregNewsletters

NEW PRODUCTS! Sandy wants to introduce some products!  The Flask and Roll Cups can be in a few different colors. The Gold on Black really stands out. You can get any of these in Rawhide or Tan as well. Visit our Products Page for pricing and Instructions on using these great Roll Cups that include…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News April 2021-1

April 18, 2022GregNewsletters

Many of our followers sign up for our newsletters but use emails without their names or are catch-alls. We would like to include them in our give aways but won’t be able to. These lovers of Sandbagger Anonymous can provide us with new emails to be included. Thank you for subscribing to Sandy’s Newsletter. You…

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Slow Play #1 Complaint

February 16, 2022GregSandy Says

Sandy says Slow Play is almost as bad as sandbaggers. Well LIam Moore’s survey says the majority of golfers agree. It’s the #1 complaint of golfers. Sandy has set up a place to post these tortoises.(for free) You can also get the Stop “Slow Play” Poker Chip. 13 Things That Drive Golfers Insane By: Liam Moore |…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News January 2022-3

January 30, 2022GregNewsletters

The Etiquetteist: Sandbaggers in your midst? Here’s how to deal with them BY: JOSH SENS JANUARY 27, 2022 You shouldn’t have to question your partners’ scores but alas … sometimes you do. GETTY IMAGES Golf is widely seen as a conservative sport, yet it relies on a system of social handouts. Players carry handicaps and give one another strokes….

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News January 2022-2

January 30, 2022GregNewsletters

  Here is the most recent promotion good through March 1, 2022. HAPPY NEW YEAR!   Click on image x2 to enlarge, once when it opens   It’s time to get ready for Spring! No really! Plan for your tournaments, your guests, your outfits for two or foursome. Some will take special order on shirts…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News January 2022-1

January 30, 2022GregNewsletters

Does slow play cause higher scores? This data suggests it might BY: ZEPHYR MELTON JANUARY 28, 2022 GOLF Magazine Online Zephyr Melton is an assistant editor for GOLF.com where he spends his days blogging, producing and editing. Prior to joining the team at GOLF.com, he attended the University of Texas followed by stops with Team USA, the Green Bay Packers…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News November 2021-2

November 8, 2021GregNewsletters

  Laurence A. Hirsh, President of Golf Property Analysts of Conshohocken, PA has published his new book The Culture of Golf – Isn’t it just a Game? The purpose in developing this book was to help more clubs thrive economically by providing food for thought about how to make the game grow.  As a lifelong and socially…

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Golf Handicap Explained and How to Use It

November 4, 2021GregSandy Says

Golf Handicap Explained: What It Is and How to Use It

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News November 2021-1

November 3, 2021GregNewsletters

Golf Handicap Explained: What It Is and How to Use It

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The Transfusion

October 27, 2021GregSandy's Favorite Bar Recipes

I was introduced to the Transfusion at Secession GC. One is great on a hot day. Two and I never cared about the round. When you think about what golfers might be guzzling down in between strokes, your initial guesses might go to a crisp, light beer or a or a bourbon cocktail.  A mimosa for…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News October 2021-1

October 27, 2021GregNewsletters

Congratulations to Jerry Dodson of Chanute, KS on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup.  Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News September 2021-1

October 27, 2021GregNewsletters

Congratulations to Chris Gagne of Longmeadow, MA on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup.  Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News August 2021-1

October 27, 2021GregNewsletters

Congratulations to Richard Foley of Simsbury, CT on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup.  Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…

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Sandy’s Favorite Gin & Tonic

September 2, 2021GregSandy's Favorite Bar Recipes

The Gin & Tonic   Right, everybody knows about the G & T. But do they really enjoy it. The Gin and the Tonic makes a difference. The proportions are simple A tall glass filled with ice. 2 oz. Miller’s Gin (yes, Miller’s for a great taste) A squeezed ½ lime. Fill the glass with…

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Famous Grouse Scotch and Soda

August 29, 2021GregSandy's Favorite Bar Recipes

After an afternoon round of golf at Waialae CC, one of the more refreshing drinks was the scotch and soda served in a brandy snifter glass with two parts of Famous Grouse Scotch, one part club soda , ice and garnished with a large wheel orange slice after running the rim with an orange peel….

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The Rob Roy

August 27, 2021GregSandy's Favorite Bar Recipes

“The Rob Roy is most commonly described as a Scotch Manhattan which is irrefutably true. It was invented on the isle of Manhattan in 1894 by a Waldorf-Astoria bartender inspired by the the local premiere of “Rob Roy” an operetta based on the life of the titular Scotch folk hero. And though it was first…

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The Rusty Nail

August 26, 2021GregSandy's Favorite Bar Recipes

The Rusty Nail is made by mixing Drambuie and a blended scotch. Single malts can be used but I usually reserve that for neat or on rocks. 1 1/2 oz Scotch 3/4 oz Drambuie (Drambuie is a scotch liqueur, heather honey, spices and herbs) Mix in an Old-Fashioned Glass filled with ice, Stir and serve…

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The Pimento Sandwich

August 18, 2021GregGrille Room Fare and Grille Rooms!, Sandy's Favorite Bar Recipes

The famous pimento sandwich of Augusta National and the Masters. Sandy’s been to 7 Masters and the $1.50 green cellophane wrappers. Sandy’s preference over the club or the chicken. Was there on 16th when Tiger made that sidewinder for a birdie, when Phil won his first green jacket. Favorite moment was watching Arnie, Jack and…

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Maple Old Fashion with Candied Bacon

August 9, 2021GregSandy's Favorite Bar Recipes

Nice drink by a warm fire, 2 ounces Bourbon 1 tsp pure Maple Syrup Dash of Angostura Bitters Garnish with Orange Peel and 1 stripe of candied bacon ( I like to add cayenne pepper to the candied bacon) Mix bourbon, maple syrup, bitters, and a teaspoon of water in an Old Fashion Glass and…

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Sandbagger Anonymous Information & News July 2021-3

July 28, 2021GregNewsletters

Congratulations to Rich Schiesswohl of Monroe, NY on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup.  Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information July 2021-1

July 3, 2021GregNewsletters

  FREE TO Enter Until July 31st 2021– Get Entered into our 4th of July Drawings and a lot more! We are drawing 10 Winners from the First 100 Entries, then additional gifts up to 10,000 entries. Plus you can win twice and you will be entered into our monthly drawing as well. Your enlistment in…

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SandbaggerAnonymous News & Information June 2021-4

June 17, 2021GregNewsletters

Do what’s right and be totally anonymous and be a crime stopper!   It is time! We cannot sit back and let people get away with systemic sandbagging. We should call it what it is CHEATING! Especially on the hallowed ground of the golf course. The golf course is our last bastion of peace, tranquility…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information June 2021-3

June 15, 2021GregNewsletters

Congratulations to Bob Teese of Edina, MN on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup.  Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information June 2021-2

June 15, 2021GregNewsletters

World Handicap System explained: Why doesn’t this lower score on my record count? Confused as to why this isn’t forming one of your best eight out of 20 scores? Could this be the answer? by Steve Carroll | June 2, 2021 | Club and Amateur One of the cool things about the World Handicap System is we can see all…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information June 2021-1

June 9, 2021GregNewsletters

For hole indexing, one size does not always fit all By Richard Fellner on June 7, 2021 Over the years, I’ve been campaigning for clubs to take a closer look at their indexing of golf holes. My recent article on this (“It’s time for data-driven decisions in golf”, see our website) generated a heap of positive responses by golfers,…

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The PfingEx Cup Winner, Winter Park CC, Winter Park, FL May 2021

June 2, 2021GregSandy's Photo Gallery

Jack Bridgeman and the Cup’s namesake Henry Pfingstag. Note the Sandbagger Sandbag sitting in the Trophy. Jack won the PfingEx Cup for the Edgewater Golf Group by “tactically” playing less than his best so that his Stableford Handicap fell enough to make winning the year end playoff easy. Editor: His email address defines the sandbagger…

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The Outing

June 2, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A young professional women had to go on a business trip with a male dominated group that was going to do some golfing.This women was very bright but a horrible golfer. She didn’t want to look bad in front of her peers so she decided to stop in an area golf course several hours before…

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Top Golf Douchebag Moves: by Holesome_Golf

June 2, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Top Golf Douchebag Moves: 1. Club twirling after bombing a drive. 2. Walking in as putt. 3. Using a Range finder on a par 4 tee box. 4. Being unsatisfied with an approach shot that is 3 feet from the pin. 5. Saying you pulled or pushed your drive even though it’s on the fairway….

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Do you think I asked for a 12″ BIC?

June 1, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter. So, he asked his friend if he had one.   “I sure do,” he replied, and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a big 12-inch BIC lighter. “WOW!” said his friend, “Where did you get that…

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My Wife is Missing

May 31, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Husband: My wife is missing. She went out two days ago and hasn’t come home. Sergeant at Police Station: Describe her for me.  What’s her height? Husband: Gee, not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think….

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Neither would Clyde!

May 30, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page
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That Was My Mulligan

May 27, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

So there’s this guy who golfs with his buddies every weekend, and his wife keeps bugging him to take her along and teach her to play. He finally relents, and the following Sunday finds them on the first tee. She’s never played, so he tells her to go down to the ladies tees, watch him…

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That’s A Gimme

May 27, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

There was a threesome, a young man, his father and his grandfather warming up on the first tee at Pebble Beach, when a very pretty young woman came up and asked if she could join them in their round. They asked what her handicap was and she told them it was a 4. They said…

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I Got A Double Bogey

May 27, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  A man and his wife were playing golf with another couple at their club. They came to a par 4, dogleg left. The man pulled his drive to the left and left it behind a storage barn. His friend said, “If you open the front door and the back door of the barn, you’ll…

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He Thinks He’s Arnold Palmer

May 27, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. They arrived at a tough, 215-yard par three, all over water. Jesus had the honor and stepped up to the tee with a 4 iron. Moses tried to convince him that it wasn’t the right club, “That’s not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood.”…

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She Hit Me With a 9 Iron

May 27, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  Monday morning at work and Sandy is sitting at his desk. Dave comes by and asks about his weekend.   Sandy says in a very gravelly, croaky voice, laryngitis sounding voice “OK”   “Got a sore throat”   “Nope”   “What happened to your voice?” asks Dave.   “Golfing” said Sandy   “Golfing? How…

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The 10 cent Drinks!

May 27, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

            Foursome of older men are walking down a street on their annual golf trip. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true….

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The Six Iron

May 26, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Two golfers, cart mates are playing their usual round. Fred was having a tough day with his driver. He was slicing everything. Dave had been driving the ball straight as an arrow. Fred was as usual way to the right in fact his drive was lying on a concrete cart path behind a hedge of…

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A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were playing golf…

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were playing their weekly Wednesday round of golf when they slowed to a crawl. After waiting awhile, they walked ahead to see what the problem was when they came across four men on their hands and knees looking for their golf balls in the middle of the fairway….

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Lion Tamer

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  The Lion Tamer—— A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it.. This is one ferocious lion….

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You Built a Golf Course?

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Retirement …One day a man decided to retire… He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying…

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Husband & Wife’s Diaries

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

How men and women record things in their diaries. Wife’s Diary:    Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.  I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit…

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Dinna play!

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A Scots Golfer, driving from the 14th Tee on the Queen’s Course at Gleneagles kept duck hooking his ball into the water hazard.   Unable to correct his swing, and running out of balls he started borrowing more balls from his partner. Finally there was nothing left but his partner’s package of new balls.  …

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What’s Par For This F..ng Hole?

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A fellow golfer is on a business trip to Doral and had a pretty good round. He decides to skip the business cocktail party and instead goes to the Grille Room bar. He sits down and orders a drink. While he is sitting there this luscious blond sits down beside him and asks him to…

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I Think My Wife is Dead

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  Mike and Bob had just finished the front nine and it was obvious that Mike was having a bad day. “Gee Mike, you’re just not your old self today, what’s the matter?” asked Bob. Mike, looking pretty glum, said, “I think Mabel’s dead.” “Damn, that’s terrible,” said Bob, “You said you ‘think’ your wife…

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Stand Up Golfer!

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page
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Ten Best Caddy Responses

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Number: 10  Golfer:    “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy:    “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Number: 9 Golfer:    “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy:    “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Number: 8 Golfer:    “Do you think my game…

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3 Kick Law

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A famous golfer was playing golf in the Texas. He hits his golf ball across a fence into a farmer’s field. When he attempts to cross the fence the farmer pulls up in a pick-up, he jumps out and asks the golfer what he is doing on his property?   “Retrieving my golf ball I…

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The Snorer!

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

The guys were all on a golf trip.  No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.  They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.   The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next…

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Older Golfer Lands in Water, The Lord Steps In

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  An older golfer was hitting his ball from near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying? The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water and he needed the club to have a chance to win…

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You Can’t Get There From Here!

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Sam stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn’t start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, ‘What in the world is taking so long?’ ‘My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,’ Sam explained. ‘I…

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A Love Story for Golfers

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” Martha replied, “Well Henry, I have to…

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Advice from a Retired Husband!

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Dave. Let…

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The Italian Octogenarian Golfer

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,’ how do you stay in such great physical condition?’ I’m Italian and I am a golfer,’ says the old guy, ‘and that’s why I’m in such good shape.  I’m up well…

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Man Killed On Golf Course!

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies tee.  The ladies are taking their time.   When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten…

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Don’t Hit the Buttercups!

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Towards the end of a round of golf out at the Pine Hills Golf Course at Rocky Mountain House, Jeff hits his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups. He hears a voice “Don’t hit the Buttercups!” He looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Taking his stance and…

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“Winning Golf Strategies” by HenryMale

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

You may, or may not know it, but my friend has been very busy over the past two years putting his thoughts and ideas together in a book about golf. I am very proud of his results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to…

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Hello, Golf Course, May I Help You?

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Golf course, may I help you? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? —————————– Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First, is this your correct phone number? —————————– Staff: Golf…

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Golf Ethics Question?

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Here is a golf ethics question for you. What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron…

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Sex After Death

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.  After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, “Marion. Marion” …

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Use the Old Ball!

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, FL  exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something the…

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Golf Texting between Husband & Wife

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

TEXTING LATE FROM GOLF

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I Can’t Remember!

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Three older guys, Bill, John and Sam are sitting the bar in the Grille Room. Their 4th had recently passed away. It was a true tragedy to the group. Ed was the the guy with the best vision. Without him, they had no idea where their balls were going. They also missed him for it…

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….and I can play from the red tees!

May 24, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  A man was golfing one day and was struck by lightning. He died and went to heaven. Saint Peter told him when he arrived at the gates of heaven that the bolt of lightning was actually meant for his golf partner. But, because God doesn’t want it known that he makes mistakes, so the…

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The Parish Priest and the Leprechaun

May 23, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

  A golfer playing in Ireland hooked   his   drive into the woods. Looking for his ball,   he found a little   Leprechaun flat on his back,   a big bump on his head and the golfer’s   ball   beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from   the cart…

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Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information May 2021-3

May 22, 2021GregNewsletters

WORLD HANDICAP SYSTEM UNDER INTENSE SCRUTINY WITH NEARLY 2,000 EMAILS A WEEK The World Handicap System was launched on November 2nd and England Golf have received an incredible number of emails with questions from golf club members. Matt Chivers Fri, 21 May 2021 The World Handicap System team at England Golf received a staggering 47,000…

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I Think You’re The Father of One of My Kids

May 20, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, ‘Hello..’ He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’ Now his mind…

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Kindly Shut Up and Let me Play My 2nd Shot

May 20, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page, Uncategorized

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker, “Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!” Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again, the announcement,…

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The Golf Tee!

May 18, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

The guy is driving back from a golf match and pulls up to the turnpike tollgate in his brand new decked-out Cadillac. He hands the toll collector the ticket and the toll collector asks what that car is he’s driving. The driver talks about hands free voice activation, remote hood release and so forth. “Whoowee”…

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You Don’t Get A Shot Here!

May 18, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A businessman was attending a conference in Africa . He had a free day and wanted to play a round of golf and was directed to a golf course in the nearby jungle. After a short journey, he arrived at the course and asked the pro if he could get on. “Sure,” said the pro,…

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Do you Have a LOFT problem! Sandy does!

May 17, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Three guys were taking a playing lessons from a Pro. The first guy dribbled the ball off the tee. he asked the Pro what the problem was? The Pro said it was a LOFT problem.   The second guy sliced one into the woods out of bounds. He asked the Pro what was the problem?…

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There is Always Time for a Beer with a Friend

May 17, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor…

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I Outlived Them!

May 17, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad. “Mr. Barnes, it’s obviously…

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Best Pick Up Line Ever

May 17, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Sandy walks into the 19th hole bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman— He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’ ‘No’, he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I…

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I Hit a Duck!

May 17, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

I hit a duck   Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen.   St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don’t…

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25 of the Best Golf Quotes- Daily Divots

May 14, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

JUNE 24, 2021BY JESSICA SCOTTNO COMMENTS BLOG 25 of the Best Golf Quotes Three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett 2. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took…

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Sandy Goes to Ireland

May 13, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Four guys, including Sandy have been going to the same Golfing trip to Ireland for many years.. Two days before the group is to leave, Sandy’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Sandy’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later, the…

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