The golfer has been playing all afternoon. He gets to the 17th hole and on the road to the right of the hole he sees a rather long funeral procession. He gets out of the cart takes his hat off, faces the funeral caravan and puts the hat over his heart and bows his…
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New Golf Terms for You!
Some new golf terms to use when you’re out on the course… A ‘Rock Hudson’ – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t. A ‘Saddam Hussein’ – from one bunker into another. A ‘Yasser Arafat’ – butt ugly and in the sand. A ‘John Kennedy Jr.’ – didn’t quite make it over the water. A ‘Rodney King’ – over-clubbed….
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information May 2021-2
Congratulations to Kevin Burgwinkle of Sterling, MA on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information- May 2021-1
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My Wife is Missing!
Husband: My wife is missing. She went out two days ago and hasn’t come home. Sergeant at Police Station: Describe her for me. What’s her height? Husband: Gee, not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think….
People must Put Out on 18th Green
I’ll just wait on the tee!
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information April 2021-2
Do what’s right and be totally anonymous and be a crime stopper! It is time! We cannot sit back and let people get away with systemic sandbagging. We should call it what it is CHEATING! Especially on the hallowed ground of the golf course. The golf course is our last bastion of peace, tranquility…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information April 2021-1
Congratulations to Gerry Mueller of Bend, OR on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information April 2021-1
Congratulations to Gerry Mueller of Bend, OR on being selected, by Joining Sandy’s Army, for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed “Stop Sandbaggers” 12oz SIC cup. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will…
Apparently I need an 8 iron!
One fine day, John and Don are out golfing when John slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but he searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information February 2021-1
The new World Handicapping System requires basically the same INTEGRITY to make it work as the old. It calls for certifying the scores of your opponent. It calls for following the “Rules of Golf”. All these things are so problematic when dealing with a SANDBAGGER. It calls for Handicap Committees, Regional & National Golf Associations…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information January 2021-2
With all the interest and talk of the new Covid Vaccine, I was wondering if anyone ever thought there could ever be a vaccine against sandbaggers. Well, it might be more difficult than Covid. There has been no herd immunity develop all these years and people are still suffering from sandbaggers. We thought we would…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information January 2021-1
Congratulations to Steve Meideros of Dartmouth, MA on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and products. This is…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information December 2020-1
Congratulations to Ken Ohl of Sanibel, Florida on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and products. Sandy Bagger
Holiday 2020 Email Offers
Click in to enlarge Here is all you need to do: * Shop our online store and take 10% OFF Storewide with coupon code “holiday”! * Take full advantage of the FREE Online Nomination, simply click here now! * After you make your purchase, you will receive an email with a link to information needed to redeem…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information November 2020-1
Congratulations to John Bertelsen of Monroeville, North Carolina on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and products….
Sandbagger Anonymous News and Information October 2020-3
Over 14 Unique Speciality Golf Gifts Listen to Sandy on a recent RADIO SHOW on LIVING THE GOOD LIFE discussing the origins and purpose of SANDBAGGER ANONYMOUS. Protecting the integrity of the game with peer pressure, one sandbagger at a time. Have you ever played a round of golf with someone with a high…
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information October 2020-2
Listen to Sandy on a recent RADIO SHOW on LIVING THE GOOD LIFE discussing the origins and purpose of SANDBAGGER ANONYMOUS. Protecting the integrity of the game with peer pressure, one sandbagger at a time.
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information October 2020-1
Congratulations to Maureen Ciesla of Sun City West, AZ on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and products….
Sandbagger Anonymous News & Information September 2020-2
Here’s how your handicap index stacks up against golfers in the United States BY: JOSH BERHOW SEPTEMBER 9, 2020 So, you fancy yourself a golfer, eh? Well you may know how your handicap stacks up against your buddies or the regulars at your club, but how does your game compare to the rest of the United States?…
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information September 2020-1
Congratulations to Jayson Field of Honolulu, HI on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and products. Sandy Bagger
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information August 2020-1
Congratulations to Robert Strouse of Mission Viejo, CA on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and products. Sandy…
Sandbagger Anonymous Summer Newsletter 2020
Summer has more than arrived. Golf Course are open and are some of the safest refuges from Covid-19. There are still incongruities with professional golf. Fans or no fans- watching early July PGA no fans. The LPGA is back as it serpentines state and foreign travel plans. The Ryder Cup cancelled, Masters (or the Augusta…
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information July 2020-1
Congratulations to Brent Piccola of Butler, PA on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and products. Sandy…
The Mai Tai
Let me warn you, there are many versions of the Mai Tai. The Classic and the adventurous. My favorite two are from the Mai Tai Bar at the top of the Ala Moana Mall. The bar was across the street from where I lived for 6 years. and my second favorite is at Haleiwa Joe’s…
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information June 2020-2
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The Cheesy Toastie at The Open
Just finished watching Cameron Smith shoot a 64 in the Final Round of The 150th Open. Sandy hasn’t been there, The Cheesy Toast Shack in Scotland at the 150th Open was eye-catching! Cheese, Macaroni & Cheese on Toast (Toastie). You can feel your coronaries plugging. If not a frequent indulgence, a great post golf game…
Pebble organizers wary of sandbaggers
SFGATE Pebble organizers wary of sandbaggers Ron Kroichick, Chronicle Staff Writer Feb. 11, 2009Updated: Feb. 10, 2012 4:02 p.m. Masashi Yamada holds a dubious place in the lore of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am. Yamada, a Japanese businessman, teamed with Bruce Vaughan to win the pro-am competition in 1995 – until tournament officials belatedly learned Yamada’s handicap…
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information June 2020-1
Congratulations to Mike Degregorio of Germantown Hills, IL on being selected for this month’s drawing of SandbaggerAnonymous.com logoed Titleist ProV1s. Those who have entered the drawing are eligible for subsequent monthly drawings. Additionally, purchases will be eligible for additional entries. Thank all of you who have entered and hope you will enjoy our site and…
Worse than Tennis Elbow?
A man got on a bus, with both of his front pant pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his obviously bulging pants. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls.” The blond looked at him compassionately…
Here’s a Comb, Tidy Up!
The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded. “Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.” The Englishman immediately reaches…
The Sandbagger
The Sandbagger From Misfits on the Links A Golfer’s Guide to Freaks along the Fairway, By Joel Zuckerman, Copyright 2006. Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC, Kansas City Swindlus ceaseless It’s a game chock-full 0f less-than- desirable practitioners, but truly, is there anyone, anything worse than a classic Sandbagger? How low can you go, artificially inflating your…
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information May-2020-2
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information May 2020-2 ? Troy Aikman reported Sandbagging at Prestonwood Sports Day Golf Championship. Why does a Hall of Fame Football Star like Troy Aikman want to join the ranks of Sandy’s Hall of Fame Sandbaggers? A Prestonwood member wrote in The Dallas Morning News how he sees it….
Dirty little secrets of a sandbagger
Dirty little secrets of a sandbagger From the archive (September 1995): Whenever this Texas hustler wanted to take a few skins off his opponents, he would rely on this batch of nasty golf tricks Golf Digest (September 1995) Guy Yokum as told by Dan Jenkins (Dead Solid Perfect) “Sandbagging” has nothing to do with stacking…
Montana State Department Advisory to Golfers
The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions, and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forest’s golf courses. They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle…
Sandbagger Anonymous News Information April 2020-2
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Sandbagger Anonymous Spring Newsletter 2020
www. SandbaggerAnonymous.com Newsletter Spring 2020 Well its Springtime, at least on the calendar and many of us have already taken the sticks out of the closet and thought we were done putting into a glass on our carpets. We watched several weeks ago the advertisements for the Masters with pictures of the Azaleas…
Sandbagger Anonymous Winter Newsletter 2020
www.SandbaggerAnonymous.com Newsletter Winter 2020 Sandy Bagger® says “Bag a Bagger Today” and bust a friend. Go to sandbaggeranonymous.com and Nominate a Sandbagger free using Code Sandbagger17 and go to our Facebook.com/The OfficialSandyBagger and like us. You can reach us on Twitter.com/Sandy_Bagger and follow Sandy. Thank you for registering on www.Sandbaggeranonymous.com a site designated to poking…