Sandy walks into the 19th hole bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
‘No’, he replies, ‘I just got this state-of
the-art watch, and I was just
The intrigued woman says, ‘a state-of-the-art watch?
‘What’s so special about it?’
The Sandy explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’
The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’
Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’
The woman giggles and replies ‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing
Sandy smiles, taps his watch and says, ‘Damn thing’s an hour fast.’