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A Scots Golfer, driving from the 14th Tee on the Queen’s Course at Gleneagles kept duck hooking his ball into the water hazard.
Unable to correct his swing, and running out of balls he started borrowing more balls from his partner. Finally there was nothing left but his partner’s package of new balls.
The errant golfer seized one, teed it up- and promptly hooked it into the pond.
“Gie me another” he commanded.
“Great Scot, Sandy!” His partner replied “These balls cost me tain shillings apiece!”
“Look Mon, if I told ye once, I’ve told you a hundred times; if ye canna affaird to play
the game, dinna play.