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Husband: My wife is missing. She went out two days ago and hasn’t come home.
Sergeant at Police Station: Describe her for me. What’s her height?
Husband: Gee, not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes it a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my car
Sergeant: What kind of car?
Husband: BMW, can’t remember what model. It’s blue.
Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?
Husband: (sobbing) Yes, my golf clubs.
–Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg carbon fiber shaft
–Titleist TS3 15 degree Fairway wood with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft
–Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
–Titleist 5-8 AP2 irons 5-50deg with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
–Titleist Vokey Sm8 52, 56 & 60 degree wedges
–Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35 inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip
–Titleist mid-Staff bag
–Nikon range finder
–12 x pro V1s
–3x Titleist Player’s Golf gloves
–Titleist towel
–Alignment sticks and Stitch leather cover
–Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag
Sergeant: That is so sad, but don’t worry, sir. We’ll find your clubs.