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Ten Best Caddy Responses

May 25, 2021GregSandy's Humor Page

Number: 10 

Golfer:    “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy:    “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

Number: 9

Golfer:    “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy:    “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number: 8

Golfer:    “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy:    “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number: 7

Golfer:    “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy:    “Eventually.”

Number: 6

Golfer:    “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy:    “I don’t think so . . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.” 

Number: 5

Golfer:    “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”

Caddy:    “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”

Number: 4

Golfer:    “How do you like my game?”

Caddy:    “It’s very good – but personally, I prefer golf.”

Number: 3

Golfer:    “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy:    “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”

Number: 2

Golfer:    “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy:    “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”

And the Number: 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer:    “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”

Caddy:    “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

All time personal favorite was 6th hole Secession GC years ago.

Sandy: Whitey, is this a left edge putt or is it outside the cup.

Whitey: It’s a right edge putt. (The ball breaks left.)

Sandy: Chagrined

Whitey: Sorry

Plus 1:

Golfer:Why didn’t you see where the ball went?

Caddy: Sorry Sir, I wasn’t expecting it to go anywhere.

Plus 2:

Golfer: I want to be a golfer in the worst way!

Caddy: Stop now Sir, you’re way ahead!

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