Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so . . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “It’s very good – but personally, I prefer golf.”
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”
And the Number: 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
All time personal favorite was 6th hole Secession GC years ago.
Sandy: Whitey, is this a left edge putt or is it outside the cup.
Whitey: It’s a right edge putt. (The ball breaks left.)
Golfer:Why didn’t you see where the ball went?
Caddy: Sorry Sir, I wasn’t expecting it to go anywhere.
Golfer: I want to be a golfer in the worst way!
Caddy: Stop now Sir, you’re way ahead!