The Golf Tee!

The guy is driving back from a golf match and pulls up to the turnpike tollgate in his brand new decked-out Cadillac. He hands the toll collector the ticket and the toll collector asks what that car is he’s driving. The driver talks about hands free voice activation, remote hood release and so forth. “Whoowee” the collector says. Then “that will be $5.25” The driver pulls out his wallet and grabs $5, then reaches into the car change box and comes out with a quarter and a golf tee. He hands the collector the $5.25 and he asks “thanks but what’s that thing” pointing to the golf tee. The driver says “Oh, that’s what I rest my balls on when I’m driving” The toll collector says “ Oh man, Cadillac thinks of EVERYTHING! ”